The nare-do-wells pictured above have committed a cardinal sin, they've run afoul of The Geek Squad.

Defending trademarks against actual infringement is absolutely valid -- but so is the parody exemption. How humorless does your team of high-priced lawyers have to be to miss the obvious; There are few things as clearly funny as 5 priests in a Volkswagen.

Thanks to Jay Cuthrell for the awesome ModSquad intro clip.